June 2013
7 posts
ANNOYING NERDS IN THE LUNCH ROOM PISS ME OFF
Random annoying nerd at the table next to mine: “Wanna know something stupid my dad said?”
My thoughts: something along the lines of “Lets go bareback” about 20 years ago?
May 2013
12 posts
what did gatsby say when myrtle got hit by a car
oopsie daisy
IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
Sir you forgot your thumb knuckles can be used too.
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
Oh jesus..
April 2013
10 posts
I Can't Tease....
Normal People: “Hey baby, look my shoulder strap is slipping off…Oooo so seductive”
Me: “Oh hey i took ur pants off…lets fuck”
Im no tired of trying my hardest to be the best person I can while stressing every minute I have available to me. Just worked over 20 hours in two days as well as 8 hours of homework/internship applications. And when i get home tonight I got to hear why someone was pissed at me for planting trees and bettering a community instead of doing laundry because my forgetting to pull clothes out of a dryer was so inconvenient.
Wut
That bitch was walkering her tree!
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someone finally has the perfect gif that fits the beat
this is so perfect im cry omg thank you
I love this so much I can’t even
YES
March 2013
8 posts
Well fuck
- I just keep getting fucked over.
February 2013
8 posts
HELL YES!
Yay!!! I got my tax return and my Macbook Pro is ordered. I get to pick it up tonight at 6:30 :D
Yay time to work on my fafsa.. <3 only two more quarters to go :D
Fuck
Ugh I just want August to be here now. I want to gradaute, get an apartment, and find a good boyfriend >.<
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anyone who doesn’t mind fall out boy and emotional girls up for a 12 hour drive?
Why driving for 12 hours? O.o
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One day more on kazoos
i made a cover of one day more from les misérables except i replaced all the vocal parts with kazoos
oh my god.
January 2013
26 posts
Hmm.
It just goes to show…You never know which house is having a 5some in it… O.O